Paddling courses, tours and rentals


Sea kayaking and river kayaking


Stand up paddling and urban exploring


Private groups and work events


Catch you on the water!

Central Locations

Most of our activities start from central locations easy to get to by foot, bike or public transport. 

All Included

We don’t expect you to take your kayak on the bus. All paddling equipment you need is provided by us!

Safety First

Your safety and wellbeing is our top priority. So you can relax and and enjoy your time on the water. That’s what makes us happy goats!

Track Record

Six successful paddle seasons under our belts and a silly amount of 5-star reviews. We don’t like to bleat too loud but we know what we’re doing when it comes to delivering kickass experiences! 

Akerselva River Tour, Central Oslo

See Oslo from a unique perspective while floating through the heart of the city. Paddle underneath the Central Station, past the new Munch Museum and finish the tour beside the famous Oslo Opera House.

  • Suitable for beginners
  • Central start and finish location
  • Minimum age: 10 years +
  • Weight limit: 40kg – 150kg
  • Fitness requirement: low
  • Perfect for families, team-building and bachelor parties
  • Discounts for children and students
  • Very stable kayaks and paddleboards
  • All equipment included
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NPF Våttkort Introduction Course

Learn the basics of sea kayaking and get your NPF wetcard. With this certification, you can rent from most companies in Norway. The freedom of the open water awaits!

  • Suitable for beginners and all fitness levels
  • NPF Våttkort awarded at the end of course
  • Weight: 40kg – 120kg
  • Age: from 13 years (and can swim)
  • Perfect for team-building and bachelor parties
  • Very stable kayaks
  • 25% student discount
  • Small class size (maximum 9 students)

Vestfold Paddle Trails and Færder National Park

From our new base in Tønsberg, it is easier than ever to book a course, arrange a tour or rent from us and explore more of Oslofjord.

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Mad Goats Sjoa now open!

Sjoa River is renowned around the globe for its world-class rapids. We are now offering top-level whitewater kayak instruction and guided trips on the Sjoa, Lågen and Otta.

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We don’t like to brag, but people just love goats!

“Amazing tour! A great way how to see Oslo from different perspective. I was so thrilled to get so close to the She Lies by the Opera House. And guys are amazing, they make it so easy (first time kayaker here) Would definitely go again!”

Katerina SindlarovaAkerselva Tour Participant

“Flott introduksjon til havkajakk med en utrolig engasjert, dyktig og laid back instruktør. Thanks Tom!”

Endre HafstadKayak Student

“Hired 2 SUPs and had great fun paddling down the Akerselva river & out into the Oslofjord. Beautiful area and highly recommend MG for their flexibility, friendliness and their efforts to clean up ocean litter as they paddle!”

Alex CliftonSUP renter